January 2012
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The Awkward Moment When
You know you’re going to fail like 3 questions into the test…
At first when you’re confused like:
Then you have that emotional breakdown because your grade is probably going to drop:
Then you just gotta accept that shit:
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“I don’t cry cause’ I’m strong. I don’t cry cause’...”
– Frank Ocean
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Dear Physics
I tried.
I studied.
I really did.
But unfortunately, I’m still gonna fail your midterm tomorrow. lmao I hate you. Why’d I take this class again…
Sincerely,
Aniggawho’sgonnafail.
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Something I've Learned
People wait way too long to tell you how much you mean to them.
Fuck that “you don’t know what you have till it’s gone” shit. Appreciate me now, don’t wait till I’m gone…
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Shoutout to my voice for cracking when my crush said hi to me today.
Ohh so sexy.
Awkward since ‘94.
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“We used to say ‘I love you’. Now we only think that shit.”
– Childish Gambino
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“But this means there isn’t a place in my life for you or someone like you. Is it...”
– Childish Gambino
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Question that keeps me up at night:
WHERE DO MUTHAFUCKIN MERMAIDS GIVE BIRTH FROM?
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OMG!
They’re giving The Thirteenth Mothafuckin Year on Disney.
This is my shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet.
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http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/ →
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“Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.”
– Henry Ward Beecher (via privatism)
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Keeping busy allows me to avoid my feelings.
Guess what I’m doing? yeah
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Guys I Bag:
Guys: You're not like any other girl I've ever met before. I'm just trying to get to know you. I'm trying to get to know your heart, soul, and mind, and I don't have any ulterior motives.
A week later:
Guys: BITCH CAN I SMANGGGG. LEMME HIT DAT. YOU AIN'T GON LET ME HIT THAT LIKE EVERY OTHER GIRL? C'mon girl, you special to me.
Me: -_____-
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Internship Shit.
Sometimes the work I have is so minimal, I just be straight chillinnn and updating their media outlets daily BUT then every couple of weeks, my boss goes HAM. She expects 2-4 hours of work to get done in one day. She acts like I don’t got shit to do!
I sometimes wish I would have picked an easier place to intern at instead of this “non-traditional” fucking intense work setting....
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I hate people who are always negative.
It’s like if bitches put half the energy they put into being negative into something else, they would actually be going places.
I’m so over these simple minded bitches. Simple bitches are a no-no.
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Great Influences.
Sister 1: How do you kiss someone who's like much taller then you?
Sister 2: YOU DON'T, YOU SUCK THEIR DICK!
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It’s nice to know even after out little fallout, you’ll still be there.
The fact we’ll always have love for each other is sort of comforting. <3
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Watch
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“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
– An Ideal Husband, Oscar Wilde (via fyeahliteraryquotes)
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Yeah, Fuck Them Pretty Much.
Me: Okay so guys, I think I had a revelation over the weekend. I might be ugly!
Friends: OMG of course you're not ugly
Me: Guys, you don't have to lie...
Anng: Girrl, you're not ugly, you have a beautiful heart.
Me: Girl you might as well call me ugly !
Aliana: Na you got great style.
Me: Once again, avoiding my physical appearance lmao
Sam: Well you have nice teeth...
Me: Wow guys, fuck all ya. Fuck ya moms too!
Us: lmaooooo
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This Bitchhhhh.
Me: I like Kimbella actually...
Jenn: Yeah me too, I got no problem with Kimbella. I mean she's a little simple, but hey not everyone can be...
Me: Be what?
Jenn: You know a real bitch, not everyone can be...
Me: AKA not everyone can be like YOU?
Jenn: Well I didn't wanna say it, but yeahhh.
Us: lmaooo
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I Like to Read Between The Lines
Friend: So have you spoken to him today?
Me: Yeah, he texted me to go to that party. He wants me to go so it's obvious he wants me.
My sister: Really? How...
Me: Well he basically told me he loves me and wants to cuff me. He called me wifey material, girrrl.
Friend: OMGGGG
My sister: Did he really? lmao
Me: Well not exactly, he said he likes the way I dance, and I'm cute. He called me "his dancer" ya know. That's like code to be his wife, babygirl, girlfriend!
My sister: ......WHAT?
Me: Girrrrl you got to read between the lines nowadays. lmao. We're soulmates. He just doesn't know it yet yo.
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“Havin’ money’s not everything, not havin’ it is…”
– Kanye
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“How do we alter the notion that a woman who stands up for herself, her loved...”
– Litsa Dremousis
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It Still Amazes Me.
At one point, you and someone can be so fucking close and comfortable with each other then the next you’re practically strangers. I know nothing lasts forever, but you never really expect it to end so suddenly or soon. It’s like all the conversations, experiences, and feelings fade away at a moment’s notice. It happens to everyone. It has happened to me, and I’m STILL...
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The Republican party this year is fucking crazy.
OMG. None of their candidates are even worthy of presidency.
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“You never see it coming. You just get to see it go.”
– Drake
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“You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it.”
– Paulo Coelho