I guess I always find "about me"s difficult to write because I either sound like I belong on myspace or someone who tries too hard to be profound. I'll start with the basics: My name's Ramelcy, and I'm from a little place you might have heard of known as New York City. I consider myself a Feminist and have an opinion on just about anything and everything. My tumblr is my own and no one else's so I'll post whatever quotes, rants, pictures, and random bullshit that I want. I guess it provides a bit of insight to who I am or at least I think I am? Don't hesitate to say hello. Follow and enjoy or not ?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Me & My Sister Planning My Future
Me: So I've decided I need to make the coolest friends at Haverford.
Rafa: Definitely, you got this.
Me: One of them is gonna be a Black boy with dreads, who's also biracial-
Rafa: AND he can dance!
Me: Yeah, but he also writes poetry and plays sports.
Rafa: YASSS GIRL, or get you a Black guy from Texas. He'll be a gentleman with dinero.
Me: And he'll pull out my chair and braid my hair. AND HE CAN INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOMMA!
Rafa: Oh yeah, and you can be hesitant like "baby am I Black enough?"
Me: Yeah, but he'll support me. And when I meet his mom, she'll be a little nervous then realize I'm not only Black too, but a good woman for his son. AWWWW SHITTT JUMPING THE BROOM UP IN HEREEE.
Rafa: SNAPP SNAPP girl
Me: Oh yeahh, SNAP SNAPP SNAPPP
Ese hombre si estaba bueno. Un hombre ‘indiecito’. ¡Hay yo si quería que él me lo diera!
My Momma on a fione as bus driver she used to know.
Nappy Hair Can Move In the Wind Too
Me: I wanna go on a date
Rafa: Yeah, me too
Me: Maybe go out for coffee or sit by the piers as we watch the sunset…
Rafa:……..
Me: And we can have dollar pizza
Rafa: That’s a little too much…
Me: The wind will blow, and as my hair flutters in the wind, he will turn to me and say you’re beauti-
Jen: GIRRRRL, YOU KNOW YOUR HAIR IS NAPPY AND WON’T MOVE IN THE WIND.
Me: Shutup! Nappy hair still moves tooo! Damnn ho, haters gon’ HATE!
Great Influences.
Sister 1: How do you kiss someone who's like much taller then you?
Sister 2: YOU DON'T, YOU SUCK THEIR DICK!
Yeah, Fuck Them Pretty Much.
Me: Okay so guys, I think I had a revelation over the weekend. I might be ugly!
Friends: OMG of course you're not ugly
Me: Guys, you don't have to lie...
Anng: Girrl, you're not ugly, you have a beautiful heart.
Me: Girl you might as well call me ugly !
Aliana: Na you got great style.
Me: Once again, avoiding my physical appearance lmao
Sam: Well you have nice teeth...
Me: Wow guys, fuck all ya. Fuck ya moms too!
Us: lmaooooo
This Bitchhhhh.
Me: I like Kimbella actually...
Jenn: Yeah me too, I got no problem with Kimbella. I mean she's a little simple, but hey not everyone can be...
Me: Be what?
Jenn: You know a real bitch, not everyone can be...
Me: AKA not everyone can be like YOU?
Jenn: Well I didn't wanna say it, but yeahhh.
Us: lmaooo
I Like to Read Between The Lines
Friend: So have you spoken to him today?
Me: Yeah, he texted me to go to that party. He wants me to go so it's obvious he wants me.
My sister: Really? How...
Me: Well he basically told me he loves me and wants to cuff me. He called me wifey material, girrrl.
Friend: OMGGGG
My sister: Did he really? lmao
Me: Well not exactly, he said he likes the way I dance, and I'm cute. He called me "his dancer" ya know. That's like code to be his wife, babygirl, girlfriend!
My sister: ......WHAT?
Me: Girrrrl you got to read between the lines nowadays. lmao. We're soulmates. He just doesn't know it yet yo.
It's That Thug Shit.
*Doing social networking stuff for my internship.
Me: Yo Rafa, I'm posting on some guy's wall who dropped out of Swarthmore to become a folk singer.
Rafa: And how's that going for him?
Me: Well I guess...He's also gender nonconformist.
Rafa: And that?
Me: Good too? He's also a single dad, omg! And the baby's cute!
Rafa: Well I hope it's going good for him because THAT BABY'S GOTTA EAT.
Me: lmaoo...
Rafa: .....
Me: .....
Rafa: Mama needs a housee.
Both: BABY NEED SOME SHOES.
Me: TIMES ARE GETTING HARD
Rafa: GUESS WHAT IMA DO
Both: HUSTLE HUSTLE HUSTLE HARDDD!
Oh So Excited for College.
Me: OMG I want to totally be one of the those people on campus that everyone knows.
Rafa: And you will be hunny, I can see that.
Jenn: YEAH CUS' YOU GONNA SUCK EVERYONE'S DICK ON CAMPUS!
Me: WOT...
All of us: lmaooo
I Guess It's That Uribe Complex
Me: Yeah well people suck, ya know.
Jenn: Why?
Me: There's no specific reason they just do. They're useless...
Jenn: Except your sisters, right.
Me: Yeahh because we sistaaafraansss!
Jenn: Of course, people do suck though. I just think they're all going to break my heart.
Me: And I can't help but think they're all going to disappoint me. Hmmm.
